Nihilist Flavorless Chewing Gum

posted Jul 1, 09:38 PM by Puffo

Want gum to match your philosophy? Most likely not but your bases are now covered. I know this is terrible and cheezy but it is a cool idea.

This gum has no flavor. It is as pointless as life itself. As unsatisfying as your empty shell of an existence. Like everything else on this wretched planet, it is a dead end. A black hole. A bottomless pit of missed opportunity and shattered dreams.

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