For those who don’t have the Virgin Mary popping up everywhere in their lives there is now a holy toast effigy kit. You can now make the Virgin Mary miraculously appear in any piece of standard toast. It may not be the biggest of miracles but it still passes as one.
So, don’t leave it to chance or random benevolence (never a safe bet), this absolutely brilliant yet thoroughly un-blessed pair of Holy Toast presses, will guarantee you a highly visible (even to the faithless), and perfect Virgin Mary every time. Just press your bread into the mould, pop it into the toaster and, with no miracle whatsoever, your toast will become an icon.
This miracle comes at £5.95 or $11 USD.